Yep, I’m offering babysitting FREE from my lovely home.  By dropping off your kids, you can expect any number of the following things:

Free snacks!

Lots of Wii time!

Two minutes of jumping on the trampoline before falling off and splitting your lip wide open!

Two subsequent hours of multiple visits from friends of mine who include doctors willing to stitch you up and other neighbors willing to hold you down!  (Prior oral parental consent required.)

Free movie of your choice to watch while we attempt to inject lidocaine in your lip!

Free ice cream sandwiches (in lieu of dinner) for all attendant siblings!

Surprise babysitters willing to come over and watch your siblings while I take you to the ER to be put under after all prior efforts at stitches fail!

Tell your friends!  Tell your neighbors!  This offer definitely won’t last long!

References included!

Offer available for a limited time only.  One offer per household.  No rain checks.  Price of ER admission not included.